what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
Today I got my friends to help me turn the whole class sideways and sit in the chairs like we normally would for April Fools and wait for our teacher to walk in. We also flipped her desk, chair and computer. The faces on the students passing our homeroom were priceless.
I’m not gonna lie, I thought you had somehow magically stapled your desks to the wall and I am the biggest idiot ever
Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
Yet another great twitter convo
It gets better