1. ballpm:

    i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

    • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
    • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
    • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
  2. xld:

    I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

  3. thedramaticsneeze:

    hoshigumayuugi:

    i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

    YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

  4. sodamnrelatable:

    i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

    image

  5. littlelotte88:

    feenybobeany:

    sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think

    who the fuck are you

    when did i follow you

    you’re not posting things relative to my interests

    but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did

    it might have been important

    This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.

  6. me when I go anywhere

    • me: ugh there are people here
  7. daveakhiin:

    heyitspj:

    marymargee:

    I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE

    OH 

    MY

    SWEET

    JESUS

    why were you on a gay porn website

    for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think

  8. jbildungsroman:

    Ugh, worst song ever. 

    if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.